''THE ACCOUNTING CHOLOMETRO "
To recognize the difference between a professional accountancy and a cholo accounting" (which all Chole-that is, treated like a dog, as Inca Garcilaso de la Vega and never take into account) is necessary to verify this cholómetro book that gives one point for each match:
1. Saying that does not add up the accounts (redundant and simpleton).
2. Saying he is "looking at a book refers to" when in reality they are waiting in PERUCONTABLE them answer your question via the web. No thank you who responds generate ten additional points
3. Wearing white socks and short sleeve shirt. Ten bonus points if you wear shoes loafers (no consideration for those with bunions on the feet, or medical advice.)
4. Feeling helpless against a computer. Ten bonus points if you can not find the page SUNAT.
5. Go to SUNAT Service Center to request forms (all can be downloaded from the Internet)
6. Latines Carppio think is honest. Two points if you think Charlie Ugarte is honored.
7. Think that accountants graduated from the Universidad Pontificia Catolica del Peru know something about accounting (just passing through warm water). Ten points for believing that the Catholic know tax (most teachers are only theoretical tax or am I going to deny?)
8. Believing that the counters of the National University Mayor de San Marcos graduate knowing English (98.99% do not know any English and that everybody knows is not it, Polar Flcón or Egúzquiza you lose?). Ten points if you are studying accounting and left (because it does not, it would be crazy to study accounting while being on the left)
9. Being a graduate of the University of Callao proud of it. Ten points for believing that their teachers know something about accounting.
10. Kill all week to prepare taxes in the PDT 621 and wrong in default interest. Five points if not dragged though the balance in favor of income tax.
11. VICTOR VARGAS CALDIRÓN believe is honest (it is almost the same level of honesty that Alan García Pérez, 1988), five additional points if they believe that attending a seminar that old green learn something (the guy already pal cat).
12. Believe that accountants can sign SUNAT complaint resources, ten points for believing that the accountants take them into account in the Tribunal prosecutor (none). Twenty points for believing that an accountant can advise on the development of these writings.
13. Believe that it pays penalty for filing late is the DAOT. Ten points for being fined for this infraction.
14. Do not have an account http://www.perucontable.com/ or just sign up to request "assistance favoooooorr"
15. SUNAT believe that they know something about taxation. Ten extra points if they call SUNAT to ask for guidance. Twenty extra points if you believe the guys at orientation.
16. Be advertising saying they are "experts counters MSE (MSE that standard work is clearly uncountable.)
17. Recontracholazo advising that RUS subjects (they only pay monthly lucas S/.20) if they do not have accounts.
18. Spend all day watching fifth-rate issues. Ten bonus points for another counter to ask about topics of the fifth category (shame on you! That theme is to tontolón).
19. Be an accountant (or accounting assistant or adviser) and receiving little (male square). This case gives thirty points and the rejection of others.
20. Go early rumba while its practitioners make them stay until 8:00 pm without paying extra. Ten extra points if they pay little above.
21. Believe the saying "the counters are always going to heaven", while making faenones such as "interest-free loans between linked."
22. Ball made the issue of credit notes (let's be good pretty lame).
23. Believe that Price Water H. .., Ernst & Y. .. or KPM ... accountants treat them well (they make them work from 9 am to 11 pm from Monday to Saturday, worse at times of balance). Ten extra points if they believe that these companies value the counters.
24. Think that "technical assistance" under the law of income tax is when a mechanical technician provides maintenance services to a car, or when a technician attends to switch electricity power plants.
25. Recontracholazo use yet (to 2010) the General Accounting Plan Revised. Ten bonus points if you have registered the account 66 as penalties or fines.
26. Believe that accounting faculty Villarreal there is at least a meter that is not at least half apristón. Ten points if you believe that Hernan Alvarez Sotomayor mañucón not (according to him a mixture of Brad Pizza with David Beckham).
27. Into believing the manager of the company if they pay SUNAT to dab just going to split them if they apply "to apply the discretionary" (that's recontragilipollas jijijij).
28. Ask how I write my bill for not decrease?. Ten additional points are deluding themselves that this operation is well.
29. Do not take a cello with his promo. Ten points if you are small and do not take their chelas to his friends in the promotion of accounting.
30. Being a government accountant and only be aware of the SIAF.
Scores:
0 to 20 points professional accountant.
21 to 30puntos: Counter Amigans. Security is among his friends some cholos who have influenced him, but nothing serious.
31 to 40 points ALERT cholerización on track, so it is recommended to change their bad habits.
More than 40 points CHOLO ACCOUNTING. It is not serious but it will be half pacharaqueado behind. Remember that no one will crack you, but neither taken into account.
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